1 00:00:36,815 --> 00:00:39,046 INSPECTOR: The news of the mad bomber's prison break 2 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:42,485 put the Commissioner in a state of extreme agitation. 3 00:00:43,522 --> 00:00:47,290 Inspector, we must apprehend this madman. 4 00:00:47,694 --> 00:00:52,099 As you know, he swore to get the official that sent him to prison. 5 00:00:52,734 --> 00:00:54,669 And that official is me. 6 00:00:55,704 --> 00:00:58,538 But don't worry. I will protect you. 7 00:00:58,941 --> 00:01:02,470 Hey, this gift package here just came for the Commissioner. 8 00:01:02,579 --> 00:01:05,277 Maybe that's his birthday or something, eh? 9 00:01:05,383 --> 00:01:07,784 Don't touch it. It could be a bomb. 10 00:01:08,085 --> 00:01:09,782 - Deux-Deux. - Sí. 11 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:14,019 Take this package down to the lab and subject it to the usual tests, please. 12 00:01:14,126 --> 00:01:17,256 - Sí. - And don't say "Sí, " say "Oui." 13 00:01:17,797 --> 00:01:21,826 Sí, I mean, oui... I mean... What do I mean? 14 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:30,278 It didn't explode, I see. I mean, oui. 15 00:01:30,613 --> 00:01:33,344 So you see it was absolutely harmless, eh? 16 00:01:33,850 --> 00:01:35,910 Here, listen to the cuckoo. 17 00:01:36,119 --> 00:01:37,849 (CUCKOOING) 18 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:43,524 - Oh, dear, Commissioner, I... - Shut up! 19 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:46,622 I've listened to enough cuckoos for one day. 20 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:50,863 But, Commissioner, the safest place for you is where the mad bomber is not, 21 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:54,305 which is right here, which is where he is not, right? 22 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,038 A fine state of affairs! 23 00:01:57,144 --> 00:02:01,241 The police are locked up while the crooks roam around free. 24 00:02:01,483 --> 00:02:02,952 (CHORTLING) 25 00:02:03,986 --> 00:02:07,515 Just a moment. Do you have a license to peddle these balloons? 26 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:10,359 Well, it's a good thing you have. 27 00:02:11,028 --> 00:02:12,759 I don't believe it. 28 00:02:14,399 --> 00:02:16,163 I believe it. 29 00:02:17,369 --> 00:02:19,861 INSPECTOR: To further ensure the Commissioner's safety, 30 00:02:19,972 --> 00:02:23,933 I decided that we should leave immediately for his country estate. 31 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:28,540 Wait, I had better check to see if the car has been wired with a bomb. 32 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:32,453 Everything is perfect, sir. You may get in. 33 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,625 Now what nasty luck. It blew out. 34 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,433 Well, we'll take the armor-plated compact instead. 35 00:02:49,074 --> 00:02:51,237 Quick! Pull over to the curb. 36 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:53,803 Was I speeding? 37 00:02:53,946 --> 00:02:58,476 No, no, you fool! It's the mad bomber. He's running up that hill. 38 00:02:58,652 --> 00:02:59,676 After him! 39 00:02:59,786 --> 00:03:01,517 Stop or I'll shoot. 40 00:03:01,623 --> 00:03:02,716 (LAUGHING) 41 00:03:03,925 --> 00:03:06,657 I warn you, I have been trained to kill. 42 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:08,363 (CHORTLING) 43 00:03:27,053 --> 00:03:28,851 Taxi! Taxi! 44 00:03:29,857 --> 00:03:32,759 INSPECTOR: We finally arrived at the Commissioner's country house 45 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:35,729 where we enjoyed the simple pastoral life. 46 00:03:42,038 --> 00:03:44,531 I have made a thorough search and you can be sure 47 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:47,634 that there is not one bomb on these premises. 48 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,039 That's splendid. 49 00:03:50,949 --> 00:03:54,387 One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. 50 00:03:58,525 --> 00:04:02,553 Commissioner, can you hear me? If so, signify by moving your hand. 51 00:04:05,399 --> 00:04:08,199 INSPECTOR: The Commissioner impressed it upon me to search more painstakingly, 52 00:04:08,303 --> 00:04:10,568 and I soon met with success. 53 00:04:13,009 --> 00:04:14,341 (HISSING) 54 00:04:15,078 --> 00:04:17,605 To render a bomb harmless, first you must remain composed, 55 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:20,844 and second, plunge the bomb into water as quickly as possible. 56 00:04:20,951 --> 00:04:22,112 (EXPLOSION) 57 00:04:22,687 --> 00:04:25,088 I hate you. 58 00:04:27,158 --> 00:04:30,027 INSPECTOR: We found the French Riviera most enjoyable. 59 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:34,500 Hurry up with my sunburn lotion. 60 00:04:35,068 --> 00:04:36,434 Coming, sir. 61 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,443 What is this? Could it be a fuse? 62 00:04:42,745 --> 00:04:44,839 I believe it is a fuse. 63 00:04:44,947 --> 00:04:46,381 Commissioner! 64 00:04:49,753 --> 00:04:51,814 Here's your sunburn lotion. 65 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:56,021 INSPECTOR: I decided it would be safer to get out of France. 66 00:04:58,230 --> 00:05:02,032 There's no bombers up here, eh, Inspector? 67 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,070 But of course not. Relax and enjoy yourself. 68 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:10,144 Peace and quiet at last. 69 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,454 INSPECTOR: My unerring powers of deduction 70 00:05:22,559 --> 00:05:25,530 finally led to the capture of the elusive mad bomber. 71 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:29,431 And I magnanimously allowed the credit to pass to my superior. 72 00:05:29,902 --> 00:05:32,462 The photographers are here now, sir. 73 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:34,573 Very good. Send them in. 74 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:38,370 Take off your hat, you ill-mannered idiot! 75 00:05:46,188 --> 00:05:49,353 INSPECTOR: And so with that, I mark the case officially closed. 76 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:52,552 And that was the last of the mad bomber. 77 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,130 Or was it?